1 00:00:03,699 --> 00:00:04,047 . 2 00:00:04,091 --> 00:00:05,396 [elevator bell dings] 3 00:00:05,440 --> 00:00:12,012 ♪ 4 00:00:12,055 --> 00:00:13,361 - Oh, hey, Jake. 5 00:00:13,404 --> 00:00:14,666 What's--what's the deal with the office today? 6 00:00:14,710 --> 00:00:16,233 It--it feels crazy. 7 00:00:16,277 --> 00:00:17,495 - Somebody stole 20 bricks of coke 8 00:00:17,539 --> 00:00:18,801 and some machine guns from evidence. 9 00:00:18,844 --> 00:00:20,716 - What? It's the first I'm hearing of it. 10 00:00:20,759 --> 00:00:22,152 - Yeah, well, you just got here, right? 11 00:00:22,196 --> 00:00:24,546 - Right. I need you to find whoever did this 12 00:00:24,589 --> 00:00:27,201 and kill them... 13 00:00:27,244 --> 00:00:29,333 till they're dead. 14 00:00:29,377 --> 00:00:32,119 Bonkers morning, huh? So, any idea who did it? 15 00:00:32,162 --> 00:00:33,511 - No, but whoever it was 16 00:00:33,555 --> 00:00:35,600 had an intimate knowledge of our security systems. 17 00:00:35,644 --> 00:00:37,428 It was obviously an inside job. 18 00:00:37,472 --> 00:00:39,735 - I bet it was Brian. - Why do you say that? 19 00:00:39,778 --> 00:00:43,608 - Because...he once said he has a hot tub. 20 00:00:43,652 --> 00:00:44,696 You know how that crowd is. 21 00:00:44,740 --> 00:00:46,611 - I didn't know Brian had a hot tub. 22 00:00:46,655 --> 00:00:48,091 That does sound bad. - Yeah. 23 00:00:48,135 --> 00:00:49,745 - But we have to let the investigation run its course. 24 00:00:49,788 --> 00:00:52,139 Right now, everyone's a suspect. 25 00:00:52,182 --> 00:00:53,531 - Except for Hitchcock and Scully. 26 00:00:53,575 --> 00:00:55,185 Whoever did it took the stairs. - What'll happen 27 00:00:55,229 --> 00:00:57,361 to the person, you know, if you find them? 28 00:00:57,405 --> 00:00:58,841 - Well, they've committed several felonies. 29 00:00:58,884 --> 00:01:00,495 Probably looking at, uh, 30-to-life. 30 00:01:00,538 --> 00:01:04,499 - So that person could miss 15 Olympics. 31 00:01:04,542 --> 00:01:07,067 Cool. 32 00:01:07,110 --> 00:01:08,068 I have to go. 33 00:01:08,111 --> 00:01:09,678 ♪ 34 00:01:09,721 --> 00:01:11,201 They know the drugs are missing. 35 00:01:11,245 --> 00:01:13,856 They don't suspect me because I'm playing it super cool. 36 00:01:13,899 --> 00:01:15,553 Now, when is the handoff? 37 00:01:15,597 --> 00:01:18,382 Yes, I'm alone in the ladies' room. 38 00:01:18,426 --> 00:01:20,167 No one can hear me. 39 00:01:20,210 --> 00:01:21,646 - Okay, so I know something, 40 00:01:21,690 --> 00:01:24,301 but you can't ask how I know it. 41 00:01:24,345 --> 00:01:25,650 - Debbie... - It's Debbie. 42 00:01:25,694 --> 00:01:27,130 - Took the coke and the guns. - Debbie, right? 43 00:01:27,174 --> 00:01:28,740 - Yeah. We know it's Debbie. - Acting super suspicious. 44 00:01:28,784 --> 00:01:31,743 [upbeat music] 45 00:01:31,787 --> 00:01:38,794 ♪ 46 00:01:49,544 --> 00:01:51,154 - Debbie, can I see you in my office? 47 00:01:51,198 --> 00:01:52,677 - Yeah, sure. What's this about? 48 00:01:52,721 --> 00:01:54,592 - We'll talk in my office. - It'll just take a minute. 49 00:01:54,636 --> 00:01:56,464 - Oh. Heh. Wow. 50 00:01:56,507 --> 00:01:58,509 This morning's full of surprises, huh? 51 00:01:58,553 --> 00:02:01,208 First, that stolen cocaine that Hot Tub Brian took, 52 00:02:01,251 --> 00:02:03,471 now this unrelated thing following me. 53 00:02:03,514 --> 00:02:04,689 Ha--you know what? 54 00:02:04,733 --> 00:02:06,169 I think I'm gonna go make a sandwich 55 00:02:06,213 --> 00:02:07,431 I just--I love sandwiches. 56 00:02:07,475 --> 00:02:08,519 I'll meet you in there. 57 00:02:08,563 --> 00:02:09,825 Guilty of loving sandwiches, right? 58 00:02:09,868 --> 00:02:11,174 [laughs] - Debbie. 59 00:02:11,218 --> 00:02:12,654 - Mmm, what do I want in my sandwich? 60 00:02:12,697 --> 00:02:15,439 Let's see. Definitely ham, cheese, 61 00:02:15,483 --> 00:02:16,875 baking soda for sure, 62 00:02:16,919 --> 00:02:19,835 French vanilla creamer, ooh, orange chicken. [laughs] 63 00:02:19,878 --> 00:02:21,576 Ah! - Debbie! 64 00:02:21,619 --> 00:02:23,186 - [grunts] - Ooh! 65 00:02:23,230 --> 00:02:24,448 - You really thought you'd get away with it? 66 00:02:24,492 --> 00:02:26,363 - Damn, Scully! - I was planning on eating 67 00:02:26,407 --> 00:02:27,451 that orange chicken later! 68 00:02:27,495 --> 00:02:28,670 - Is that why you took her down? 69 00:02:28,713 --> 00:02:30,889 Do you even know about the missing cocaine? 70 00:02:30,933 --> 00:02:32,413 - Cocaine? - So we don't know 71 00:02:32,456 --> 00:02:33,675 where Debbie has hidden the drugs. 72 00:02:33,718 --> 00:02:35,546 We searched her car, her apartment-- 73 00:02:35,590 --> 00:02:37,635 we even tried the location data on her phone, 74 00:02:37,679 --> 00:02:39,202 but she was smart, she had it turned off. 75 00:02:39,246 --> 00:02:40,290 - Or her battery died. 76 00:02:40,334 --> 00:02:41,465 According to her Screen Time app, 77 00:02:41,509 --> 00:02:43,337 she plays five hours a day of a game 78 00:02:43,380 --> 00:02:45,295 called "Cool Girl in School." 79 00:02:45,339 --> 00:02:46,557 - I love "CGIS." 80 00:02:46,601 --> 00:02:48,168 I just made captain of the color guard. 81 00:02:48,211 --> 00:02:49,169 Junior year's looking up. 82 00:02:49,212 --> 00:02:50,300 - The coke Debbie took 83 00:02:50,344 --> 00:02:51,736 was evidence against Silvio Nucci. 84 00:02:51,780 --> 00:02:53,129 Now, he wanted it gone, 85 00:02:53,173 --> 00:02:54,913 and I think he got Debbie to do his dirty work. 86 00:02:54,957 --> 00:02:56,741 - I'm sorry, you think Debbie is working 87 00:02:56,785 --> 00:02:59,222 with notorious crime boss Silvio Nucci? 88 00:02:59,266 --> 00:03:00,745 The same Debbie who has a denim jacket 89 00:03:00,789 --> 00:03:02,399 that says "Rock 'n Roll"? - It was her. 90 00:03:02,443 --> 00:03:03,531 I heard her setting up a drop. 91 00:03:03,574 --> 00:03:04,836 - And why were you in the women's room? 92 00:03:04,880 --> 00:03:06,490 - It wasn't for a gross reason. 93 00:03:06,534 --> 00:03:08,449 The men's room was occupied, and I had to dump out. 94 00:03:08,492 --> 00:03:10,494 - Well, as long as it wasn't for a gross reason. 95 00:03:10,538 --> 00:03:12,453 - We know you did it, Debbie. 96 00:03:12,496 --> 00:03:14,759 Just tell me the truth. Let me be your friend here. 97 00:03:14,803 --> 00:03:17,458 - Thank you, but I already have plenty of friends. 98 00:03:17,501 --> 00:03:21,331 Gil, Finn, Goldie, Bubbles-- 99 00:03:21,375 --> 00:03:24,334 - Those are clearly just the names of your pet fish. 100 00:03:24,378 --> 00:03:25,901 - Okay, fine. 101 00:03:25,944 --> 00:03:28,382 They're my fish. 102 00:03:28,425 --> 00:03:29,687 And I took the drugs. 103 00:03:29,731 --> 00:03:31,863 I'm sorry. I screwed everything up. 104 00:03:31,907 --> 00:03:33,952 - Okay, this is good. 105 00:03:33,996 --> 00:03:35,519 Now just tell me why you did it. 106 00:03:35,563 --> 00:03:37,608 - Because I need my drugs. 107 00:03:37,652 --> 00:03:39,697 I'm a big time drug girl. 108 00:03:39,741 --> 00:03:41,699 - Debbie, I don't think that's true. 109 00:03:41,743 --> 00:03:44,354 I think Silvio Nucci forced you to do this 110 00:03:44,398 --> 00:03:45,964 against your will. - Nucci? 111 00:03:46,008 --> 00:03:48,924 [laughs] 112 00:03:48,967 --> 00:03:51,840 What? [laughs] 113 00:03:51,883 --> 00:03:54,016 - She sat there and laughed for 40 minutes. 114 00:03:54,059 --> 00:03:55,322 - She's never gonna turn on Nucci. 115 00:03:55,365 --> 00:03:56,714 I'll bet she's heard stories 116 00:03:56,758 --> 00:03:58,238 of what he does to people who testify against him. 117 00:03:58,281 --> 00:03:59,500 - Man, I wish there was something we could do 118 00:03:59,543 --> 00:04:00,631 to help her. - Why? 119 00:04:00,675 --> 00:04:01,937 - Well, I know she committed a crime, 120 00:04:01,980 --> 00:04:03,547 but she's clearly in over her head. 121 00:04:03,591 --> 00:04:05,027 I don't think she's actually a bad person. 122 00:04:05,070 --> 00:04:06,724 - She's a grown-up who made her own decisions, 123 00:04:06,768 --> 00:04:08,291 and now she has to suffer the consequences. 124 00:04:08,335 --> 00:04:09,684 - You might not get it, but personally, 125 00:04:09,727 --> 00:04:11,033 I relate to someone who made a mistake 126 00:04:11,076 --> 00:04:12,426 and can't find their way out of it. 127 00:04:12,469 --> 00:04:14,732 When I was younger, I was thoroughly hoodwinked 128 00:04:14,776 --> 00:04:17,474 by the so-called good people at Columbia CD Club. 129 00:04:17,518 --> 00:04:19,259 Next thing you know, I had 16 copies 130 00:04:19,302 --> 00:04:20,564 of Blind Melon's first album. 131 00:04:20,608 --> 00:04:22,349 - In high school, I broke into a bunch of houses 132 00:04:22,392 --> 00:04:24,046 and wound up in juvie. - What? That's terrible. 133 00:04:24,089 --> 00:04:25,917 - I mean, yeah, Rosa's is a little worse. 134 00:04:25,961 --> 00:04:27,571 - I was in ballet school, and there was so much pressure 135 00:04:27,615 --> 00:04:29,312 to be perfect all the time that I just snapped. 136 00:04:29,356 --> 00:04:30,705 If I hadn't been underage, I would've gone to prison. 137 00:04:30,748 --> 00:04:31,880 It's all the more reason you should 138 00:04:31,923 --> 00:04:33,273 have sympathy for Debbie and understand 139 00:04:33,316 --> 00:04:34,926 why she could use our help. - Nobody helped me. 140 00:04:34,970 --> 00:04:36,188 My parents kicked me out of the house 141 00:04:36,232 --> 00:04:37,538 and told me I was on my own. - I'm so sorry 142 00:04:37,581 --> 00:04:38,887 you had to go through all that alone, Rosa. 143 00:04:38,930 --> 00:04:40,628 - No, it was a good thing. 144 00:04:40,671 --> 00:04:43,021 I had to face my mistakes and fix them by myself. 145 00:04:43,065 --> 00:04:44,762 It made me a stronger person. So, no, I don't think 146 00:04:44,806 --> 00:04:46,547 we should take pity on Debbie. - Okay, fine. 147 00:04:46,590 --> 00:04:48,418 But even so, wouldn't you rather take down 148 00:04:48,462 --> 00:04:50,333 Silvio Nucci, a known crime boss, 149 00:04:50,377 --> 00:04:51,421 instead of Debbie Fogle, 150 00:04:51,465 --> 00:04:53,075 a rewards member at JOANN Fabrics? 151 00:04:53,118 --> 00:04:55,338 - Yeah, but Debbie's not gonna testify against Nucci. 152 00:04:55,382 --> 00:04:57,601 - You may be right. And that's why... 153 00:04:57,645 --> 00:04:59,603 we're gonna catch him in the act. 154 00:04:59,647 --> 00:05:00,952 Brace yourselves, everyone. 155 00:05:00,996 --> 00:05:02,998 We're about to pop that Nucci. 156 00:05:03,041 --> 00:05:04,782 Apologies, that was inappropriate in the workplace. 157 00:05:04,826 --> 00:05:07,524 But in my defense, that was a song that I learned about 158 00:05:07,568 --> 00:05:10,571 from Columbia House, Rosa. 159 00:05:10,614 --> 00:05:12,050 Mm. All right, here's the plan. 160 00:05:13,487 --> 00:05:15,358 - Why are we going this way? The bathroom's back there. 161 00:05:15,402 --> 00:05:17,404 - I'm breaking you out. I work for Silvio Nucci. 162 00:05:17,447 --> 00:05:19,623 - Oh, my God. You work for Nucci? Me too! 163 00:05:19,667 --> 00:05:21,843 - Way too loud, Debbie. 164 00:05:21,886 --> 00:05:23,584 Okay. Press yourself against the wall 165 00:05:23,627 --> 00:05:26,064 to avoid being seen by the camera. 166 00:05:26,108 --> 00:05:27,631 - Why didn't she do it with her back to the wall? 167 00:05:27,675 --> 00:05:29,807 Face first seems like such a mistake. 168 00:05:29,851 --> 00:05:31,418 [tires screeching] 169 00:05:31,461 --> 00:05:32,984 - Oh, no, they found us! - No, no, no, Debbie. 170 00:05:33,028 --> 00:05:34,377 Rosa's on Nucci's payroll, too. 171 00:05:34,421 --> 00:05:35,465 She's getting us out of here. - Oh. 172 00:05:35,509 --> 00:05:36,814 - Debbie. Trunk. Now. 173 00:05:36,858 --> 00:05:38,033 - Sorry, it's a little tight in there. 174 00:05:38,076 --> 00:05:39,034 - Oh, I'm not picky. 175 00:05:39,077 --> 00:05:40,470 I don't need light or oxygen. 176 00:05:40,514 --> 00:05:42,385 I'm kind of like a low-maintenance plant. 177 00:05:42,429 --> 00:05:44,126 Ooh, like a succulent. - That's great, Debbie. 178 00:05:44,169 --> 00:05:45,519 - My mom always said that-- - But the trunk is closing 179 00:05:45,562 --> 00:05:49,000 on its own, it's definitely not me slamming it. 180 00:05:49,044 --> 00:05:49,218 . 181 00:05:49,261 --> 00:05:51,612 - So you guys are gonna stay here with me? 182 00:05:51,655 --> 00:05:52,482 - Nucci thought we could help you guard the coke. 183 00:05:52,526 --> 00:05:53,788 - Oh, I can handle it. 184 00:05:53,831 --> 00:05:54,919 I'm pretty tough. 185 00:05:54,963 --> 00:05:56,486 I take self-defense at the women's gym. 186 00:05:56,530 --> 00:05:58,270 Hi-ya! Hi-ya! 187 00:05:58,314 --> 00:06:00,316 - Oh, neat. You actually say the words "hi-ya," 188 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:01,491 like Miss Piggy. 189 00:06:01,535 --> 00:06:02,579 - So when's Nucci coming to pick up the coke? 190 00:06:02,623 --> 00:06:05,147 - Uh, could be hours, could be days. 191 00:06:05,190 --> 00:06:06,409 - Days? - I don't know. 192 00:06:06,453 --> 00:06:08,150 Nucci just said to wait by this burner phone. 193 00:06:08,193 --> 00:06:09,586 He said he always works like that. 194 00:06:09,630 --> 00:06:10,718 - Right, of course. 195 00:06:10,761 --> 00:06:12,589 We have so many inside jokes about it. 196 00:06:12,633 --> 00:06:15,026 - I can imagine. He is pretty funny. 197 00:06:15,070 --> 00:06:17,333 He's always like, "Debbie, if you mess this up, 198 00:06:17,377 --> 00:06:18,943 I'm gonna gut you like a fish." 199 00:06:18,987 --> 00:06:19,988 What? [laughs] 200 00:06:20,031 --> 00:06:21,119 - So he threatened you. 201 00:06:21,163 --> 00:06:22,556 That's why you went dirty. - No. 202 00:06:22,599 --> 00:06:24,906 He offered me a million dollars. 203 00:06:24,949 --> 00:06:25,994 I had no choice. 204 00:06:26,037 --> 00:06:27,474 My dad is really sick, and he needed 205 00:06:27,517 --> 00:06:29,519 this expensive experimental surgery. 206 00:06:29,563 --> 00:06:31,303 - Ahh. - What about you guys? 207 00:06:31,347 --> 00:06:33,262 How did he turn you? - Well, I've been dirty 208 00:06:33,305 --> 00:06:35,438 long before Nucci came onto the scene. 209 00:06:35,482 --> 00:06:36,874 I do a ton of coke. 210 00:06:36,918 --> 00:06:38,223 They call me Mr. Springtime 211 00:06:38,267 --> 00:06:40,487 because of how fast I make the snow disappear. 212 00:06:40,530 --> 00:06:43,446 - Wow. I've never even had a nickname. 213 00:06:43,490 --> 00:06:46,449 I mean, I guess people do call me, "Hey, lady." 214 00:06:46,493 --> 00:06:48,146 - Right, well, I'm gonna let the Nine-Nine know 215 00:06:48,190 --> 00:06:49,452 we're looking for you, you know, 216 00:06:49,496 --> 00:06:50,888 so those idiots don't think we broke you out. 217 00:06:50,932 --> 00:06:52,368 - Ooh, you think they're idiots? 218 00:06:52,412 --> 00:06:53,369 - Oh, yeah, big time. 219 00:06:53,413 --> 00:06:54,849 I mean, Holt's a blowhard, 220 00:06:54,892 --> 00:06:56,503 Jeffords is all brawn, no brains 221 00:06:56,546 --> 00:06:58,548 Boyle's a laughing stock, Amy's just the worst. 222 00:06:58,592 --> 00:07:00,376 I mean, she thinks she so smart and so pretty 223 00:07:00,420 --> 00:07:01,725 and she makes me feel good about the world 224 00:07:01,769 --> 00:07:03,423 and my place in it, and she-- - [clears throat] 225 00:07:03,466 --> 00:07:04,902 - Smells like [bleep]. We've all smelled her. 226 00:07:04,946 --> 00:07:07,122 Rosa, let's go outside. 227 00:07:07,165 --> 00:07:08,863 Hey, you know that was Undercover Jake 228 00:07:08,906 --> 00:07:10,212 talking in there, right? - Relax, man. 229 00:07:10,255 --> 00:07:11,605 - So you're not gonna tell Amy what I said. 230 00:07:11,648 --> 00:07:13,520 - Oh, no, I definitely am. I'm saying relax because 231 00:07:13,563 --> 00:07:15,043 there's no way you can stop me. - Damn it. 232 00:07:15,086 --> 00:07:16,348 Well, did you at least text the Nine-Nine 233 00:07:16,392 --> 00:07:17,480 and tell 'em we don't know when the handoff is? 234 00:07:17,524 --> 00:07:19,003 - Yeah, but man, I don't like this. 235 00:07:19,047 --> 00:07:20,614 We found the drugs. We should just forget about Nucci 236 00:07:20,657 --> 00:07:22,050 and take Debbie in. - What? 237 00:07:22,093 --> 00:07:23,486 Nucci is the real bad guy, here. 238 00:07:23,530 --> 00:07:25,140 And you heard Debbie, she's only doing this 239 00:07:25,183 --> 00:07:26,446 to get the money for her dad's surgery. 240 00:07:26,489 --> 00:07:28,273 - There are other ways to get money. 241 00:07:28,317 --> 00:07:30,232 She could've gone to a bank. - Right. And she's white. 242 00:07:30,275 --> 00:07:31,625 She definitely would've gotten approved. 243 00:07:31,668 --> 00:07:32,974 Terrific point. - That's not what I was saying. 244 00:07:33,017 --> 00:07:33,975 - Ah, we were both thinking it. 245 00:07:34,018 --> 00:07:35,367 Anyways, it doesn't matter. 246 00:07:35,411 --> 00:07:36,934 Our plan is working. What are you worried about? 247 00:07:36,978 --> 00:07:38,980 - There's a loose cannon in there with two machine guns. 248 00:07:39,023 --> 00:07:40,460 - She's not a loose cannon. 249 00:07:40,503 --> 00:07:42,940 I saw her apologize to a chair after bumping into it. 250 00:07:42,984 --> 00:07:45,987 Trust me, we are not gonna have any problems with Debbie. 251 00:07:46,030 --> 00:07:48,337 - Hey, Jake, guess what? You made cocaine sound so cool, 252 00:07:48,380 --> 00:07:49,381 I decided to try it. 253 00:07:49,425 --> 00:07:50,600 But I didn't wanna overdo it, 254 00:07:50,644 --> 00:07:52,559 so I only did, like, a tiny, little toot. 255 00:07:52,602 --> 00:07:53,560 Then I didn't feel anything, 256 00:07:53,603 --> 00:07:54,561 so I did, like, a little bit more, 257 00:07:54,604 --> 00:07:55,823 and I still didn't feel anything, 258 00:07:55,866 --> 00:07:56,911 so then I did a lot more, and then I felt it. 259 00:07:56,954 --> 00:07:58,216 Like, I really felt it. 260 00:07:58,260 --> 00:08:00,044 So then I did a couple more, like, big ass toots. 261 00:08:00,088 --> 00:08:01,524 Why do you guys keep ducking behind the bed? 262 00:08:01,568 --> 00:08:03,047 - 'Cause you keep pointing those guns at us. 263 00:08:03,091 --> 00:08:05,180 - Oh, my God. Do not worry about it. 264 00:08:05,223 --> 00:08:07,138 It's only fine. 265 00:08:07,182 --> 00:08:09,532 - We need to find out how Nucci got to Debbie. 266 00:08:09,576 --> 00:08:10,664 Fortunately, it turns out 267 00:08:10,707 --> 00:08:12,579 she kept a fairly comprehensive diary. 268 00:08:12,622 --> 00:08:15,190 - As a power journaler, I think we can hold off 269 00:08:15,233 --> 00:08:16,539 on using the word "comprehensive." 270 00:08:16,583 --> 00:08:18,323 Oh, damn, that's comprehensive. 271 00:08:18,367 --> 00:08:21,413 - These are all just from this year? 272 00:08:21,457 --> 00:08:23,415 - This one is labeled August 21st. 273 00:08:23,459 --> 00:08:26,288 - "Morning." This one is August 21st "Evening." 274 00:08:26,331 --> 00:08:29,030 - This entire diary is about an episode of "House Hunters." 275 00:08:29,073 --> 00:08:30,205 - This is gonna take forever. 276 00:08:30,248 --> 00:08:31,598 - I actually took a speed reading course. 277 00:08:31,641 --> 00:08:33,687 I tested at 800 WPM. 278 00:08:33,730 --> 00:08:36,167 - That's pathetic. I tested at 802. 279 00:08:36,211 --> 00:08:37,342 - That's pretty close to Holt's score. 280 00:08:37,386 --> 00:08:38,735 - No, no, 802's incredible. 281 00:08:38,779 --> 00:08:40,302 She pwned me. 282 00:08:40,345 --> 00:08:42,391 I read the entire Urban Dictionary 283 00:08:42,434 --> 00:08:44,611 So I could converse with the other uniformed officers. 284 00:08:44,654 --> 00:08:46,656 Finished I in 47 minutes. 285 00:08:46,700 --> 00:08:49,311 - I've never been so attracted to a gay man before, 286 00:08:49,354 --> 00:08:50,704 and I dated several in college. 287 00:08:50,747 --> 00:08:52,749 - Shall we have a read-off, Santiago? 288 00:08:52,793 --> 00:08:55,012 - We don't have finger guards. - So we do it raw. 289 00:08:55,056 --> 00:08:57,232 - Okay, I normally don't encourage 290 00:08:57,275 --> 00:08:58,712 such childish competitions, 291 00:08:58,755 --> 00:09:00,496 but this might help things go faster. 292 00:09:00,540 --> 00:09:01,976 My only question is Holt, 293 00:09:02,019 --> 00:09:04,108 are you sure your old ass eyes are up to the challenge? 294 00:09:04,152 --> 00:09:05,414 - I know you're just trying to motivate me, 295 00:09:05,457 --> 00:09:06,633 but these old ass eyes 296 00:09:06,676 --> 00:09:09,592 will be reading your tombstone, son. 297 00:09:11,420 --> 00:09:13,465 - Oh, I needed more light in this place. 298 00:09:13,509 --> 00:09:14,641 Now I can finally think, 299 00:09:14,684 --> 00:09:16,164 and the ideas are, like, flowing out of me. 300 00:09:16,207 --> 00:09:18,427 Okay, what about this one? It's hamburgers, 301 00:09:18,470 --> 00:09:20,081 but the pickles are coins. 302 00:09:20,124 --> 00:09:21,517 - Still feel bad for her now that she's a cokehead? 303 00:09:21,561 --> 00:09:23,345 - She's not a cokehead. She's an innocent girl 304 00:09:23,388 --> 00:09:25,608 in a stressful situation who did cocaine one time 305 00:09:25,652 --> 00:09:26,740 and will probably never do it again. 306 00:09:26,783 --> 00:09:28,655 - Whoo! Guess who just did more coke? 307 00:09:28,698 --> 00:09:29,743 This is my thing now. 308 00:09:29,786 --> 00:09:32,180 [phone beeps] Ooh! Okay. 309 00:09:32,223 --> 00:09:33,616 - Is it Nucci? - Yes. 310 00:09:33,660 --> 00:09:35,575 He wants to know if I can do the handoff in two hours. 311 00:09:35,618 --> 00:09:37,185 Um, I'm gonna tell him no 312 00:09:37,228 --> 00:09:39,709 because I'm having so much fun with my new best friends, 313 00:09:39,753 --> 00:09:41,189 Jake and Rosa. - Ah, no, no, no. 314 00:09:41,232 --> 00:09:42,669 Don't mention us. You know, because 315 00:09:42,712 --> 00:09:44,671 you're supposed to be working, not enjoying yourself. 316 00:09:44,714 --> 00:09:47,108 Right, just keep it short. Say two hours is great. 317 00:09:47,151 --> 00:09:49,066 - That's very smart, and I'm gonna send him 318 00:09:49,110 --> 00:09:51,591 my favorite GIF of Mr. Bean giving a thumbs up. 319 00:09:51,634 --> 00:09:54,071 Oh, Mr. Bean. What a stud. 320 00:09:54,115 --> 00:09:55,682 Hey Rosa, what would you do 321 00:09:55,725 --> 00:09:57,727 if you could do anything to Mr. Bean? 322 00:09:57,771 --> 00:09:59,729 - Nothing. - Come on, Rosa. 323 00:09:59,773 --> 00:10:01,426 Don't be shy. Say what you would do 324 00:10:01,470 --> 00:10:03,820 to international sex symbol Mr. Bean's body. 325 00:10:03,864 --> 00:10:06,475 - Fine. I would take a very large glass-- 326 00:10:06,518 --> 00:10:09,565 [bleep] 327 00:10:10,697 --> 00:10:12,437 let himself out. 328 00:10:12,481 --> 00:10:13,438 - I see. - Wow. 329 00:10:13,482 --> 00:10:15,223 Um, I just have one quick note. 330 00:10:15,266 --> 00:10:17,704 Mr. Bean never-- [bleep] 331 00:10:17,747 --> 00:10:19,575 beg for mercy. - Ah, great note, Debbie. 332 00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:21,664 The point is we all think Mr. Bean is sexy as hell 333 00:10:21,708 --> 00:10:22,839 and wish we looked exactly like him. 334 00:10:22,883 --> 00:10:24,580 - You're closer than you think. - Hm? 335 00:10:24,624 --> 00:10:25,668 - Oh, hey, Rosa, it's not that 336 00:10:25,712 --> 00:10:26,713 you're a third wheel or anything, 337 00:10:26,756 --> 00:10:27,931 it's just that we're out of ice, 338 00:10:27,975 --> 00:10:29,846 so could you go get us some more ice, please? 339 00:10:29,890 --> 00:10:33,589 - Hey, well, this is full of ice, but yeah. 340 00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:35,112 I'll hit up the Nine-Nine. - You've actually been 341 00:10:35,156 --> 00:10:37,114 texting the Nine-Nine a lot, haven't you? 342 00:10:37,158 --> 00:10:38,507 - Yeah, to make sure our cover's intact, 343 00:10:38,550 --> 00:10:39,682 and so they don't figure out that we're dirty. 344 00:10:39,726 --> 00:10:40,727 - Is that what's really going on? 345 00:10:40,770 --> 00:10:42,076 'Cause I feel like there's something 346 00:10:42,119 --> 00:10:43,251 you're not telling me. - I feel like 347 00:10:43,294 --> 00:10:44,731 all that coke is making you paranoid. 348 00:10:44,774 --> 00:10:46,167 - No, you're paranoid. 349 00:10:46,210 --> 00:10:47,734 Now, don't you dare take another step. 350 00:10:47,777 --> 00:10:49,736 - [chuckles] Okay, Debbie, what are you doing? 351 00:10:49,779 --> 00:10:51,563 - Give me your phone. - That's it. 352 00:10:51,607 --> 00:10:53,478 Debbie Fogle, you are under arrest. 353 00:10:53,522 --> 00:10:54,479 - What? Oh, my God. 354 00:10:54,523 --> 00:10:55,567 Are you not really dirty? - Ah-- 355 00:10:55,611 --> 00:10:57,439 - No. And I'll be taking that gun. 356 00:10:57,482 --> 00:11:00,485 - Hi-ya! - [grunting] 357 00:11:00,529 --> 00:11:02,444 - Okay so the women's gym and the cocaine 358 00:11:02,487 --> 00:11:04,489 have given Debbie super powers. 359 00:11:04,533 --> 00:11:08,798 Cool. Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. 360 00:11:08,842 --> 00:11:09,059 . 361 00:11:09,103 --> 00:11:10,670 - You're making a big mistake, Debbie. 362 00:11:10,713 --> 00:11:11,845 This isn't gonna work. 363 00:11:11,888 --> 00:11:13,368 - I'm such a terrible judge of character. 364 00:11:13,411 --> 00:11:14,891 I was wrong about Rosa, 365 00:11:14,935 --> 00:11:17,067 I missed all the signs with my cousin Jared. 366 00:11:17,111 --> 00:11:19,635 - The sandwich guy. - What is wrong with me? 367 00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:20,897 - Nothing, you're just coming down 368 00:11:20,941 --> 00:11:22,594 from the many handfuls of coke you did. 369 00:11:22,638 --> 00:11:24,248 - Right. I'm so dumb. I'm such an idiot. 370 00:11:24,292 --> 00:11:25,772 I'm dumb! I'm dumb! 371 00:11:25,815 --> 00:11:27,904 - Ah, hey, why don't you let me hold your gun for you, 372 00:11:27,948 --> 00:11:29,776 and then you can hit yourself in the face with your fist 373 00:11:29,819 --> 00:11:31,255 like a normal person having a mental breakdown. 374 00:11:31,299 --> 00:11:33,127 - I can't give you my gun. 375 00:11:33,170 --> 00:11:34,389 You'll probably try and arrest me. 376 00:11:34,432 --> 00:11:36,043 - Debbie, I'm not like Rosa. 377 00:11:36,086 --> 00:11:37,174 Here, check my phone. 378 00:11:37,218 --> 00:11:38,393 I haven't been texting the Nine-Nine. 379 00:11:38,436 --> 00:11:40,308 I have nothing to hide. 380 00:11:40,351 --> 00:11:42,266 - I don't know, there are a lot of sweet messages 381 00:11:42,310 --> 00:11:43,964 between you and Amy. 382 00:11:44,007 --> 00:11:45,356 I thought you said she stinks like [bleep]. 383 00:11:45,400 --> 00:11:46,880 - She does. - Prove it. 384 00:11:46,923 --> 00:11:48,011 Describe her stink to me. 385 00:11:48,055 --> 00:11:49,273 Don't think about it, just say it. 386 00:11:49,317 --> 00:11:51,058 - Bad mayo, three-day-old macaroni salad. 387 00:11:51,101 --> 00:11:54,278 - Okay. I buy it. I trust you. 388 00:11:54,322 --> 00:11:55,976 - Why'd you do that? - Rosa probably 389 00:11:56,019 --> 00:11:57,281 told the Nine-Nine that you're corrupt 390 00:11:57,325 --> 00:11:58,935 and they could use your phone to track us 391 00:11:58,979 --> 00:12:00,328 to the new drop site. - Oh. 392 00:12:00,371 --> 00:12:01,982 Right. Smart. 393 00:12:02,025 --> 00:12:03,461 Hey, should I drive? You know, that way, 394 00:12:03,505 --> 00:12:05,072 you can take a nap and get the coke out of your system. 395 00:12:05,115 --> 00:12:06,290 - [snorting] - And we'll both be calm and-- 396 00:12:06,334 --> 00:12:08,075 and you just did a bunch more. - I did! 397 00:12:08,118 --> 00:12:11,165 I'm the King of New York! I'm driving! Whoo! 398 00:12:11,208 --> 00:12:13,863 ♪ 399 00:12:13,907 --> 00:12:16,866 - So how's it going? - What do you want, Terry? 400 00:12:16,910 --> 00:12:18,825 Or are you just here to fan some more flames? 401 00:12:18,868 --> 00:12:21,218 - No, I'm just here to see who's losing 402 00:12:21,262 --> 00:12:23,699 and therefore has to wear this hat I made 403 00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:25,919 that says, "More Stupider." [laughs] 404 00:12:25,962 --> 00:12:27,877 Fine, yeah, I'm fanning flames. 405 00:12:27,921 --> 00:12:29,792 Fan, fan, fan, fan, fan, Santiago. 406 00:12:29,836 --> 00:12:32,795 - Don't call her Santiago, call her Virginia Slim. 407 00:12:32,839 --> 00:12:35,798 Because I'm smoking her. - Damn, Ray! 408 00:12:35,842 --> 00:12:37,800 - You guys are moving fast, but there's no way 409 00:12:37,844 --> 00:12:39,889 you're actually comprehending anything. 410 00:12:39,933 --> 00:12:42,065 I'm taking my time and reading deliberately, 411 00:12:42,109 --> 00:12:44,807 and you know what they say, slow and steady wins the race. 412 00:12:44,851 --> 00:12:47,157 - Psh, classic reg-reader bullcrap. 413 00:12:47,201 --> 00:12:48,332 - Yeah, what are you gonna say next, 414 00:12:48,376 --> 00:12:49,986 that you read to relax? 415 00:12:50,030 --> 00:12:53,033 [both laugh] 416 00:12:55,862 --> 00:12:57,037 [both sigh] 417 00:12:57,080 --> 00:12:58,342 - This is so much better 418 00:12:58,386 --> 00:12:59,822 than that dump of a hotel, right? 419 00:12:59,866 --> 00:13:01,171 [sniffs] This place has six chimneys. 420 00:13:01,215 --> 00:13:02,825 - Uh, hey, Debbie, whose house is this? 421 00:13:02,869 --> 00:13:04,174 - Oh, it's mine. I own it, um, 422 00:13:04,218 --> 00:13:05,785 until 11:00 a.m. on Monday. 423 00:13:05,828 --> 00:13:06,829 We have to be out by then, 424 00:13:06,873 --> 00:13:09,179 or it's another $45,000 to Airbnb. 425 00:13:09,223 --> 00:13:11,834 But until then, I'm a mansion girl. 426 00:13:11,878 --> 00:13:12,835 - What happened to using the money 427 00:13:12,879 --> 00:13:14,141 for your father's surgery? 428 00:13:14,184 --> 00:13:15,838 Was that a lie? - No. My dad really is sick, 429 00:13:15,882 --> 00:13:18,014 but I found out this morning that my stupid brother Derek 430 00:13:18,058 --> 00:13:19,363 already paid for his surgery. 431 00:13:19,407 --> 00:13:20,756 He thinks he so great 'cause he's, like, 432 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,932 a big shot lawyer, and he has a family, 433 00:13:22,976 --> 00:13:24,281 and he's not afraid of ghosts. 434 00:13:24,325 --> 00:13:26,849 Well, guess what? I get to keep the cash now. 435 00:13:26,893 --> 00:13:29,983 So take that, Derek, and, you know, put it. 436 00:13:30,026 --> 00:13:31,898 ♪ She's a mansion girl 437 00:13:31,941 --> 00:13:33,900 ♪ She's so rich and she's hot 438 00:13:33,943 --> 00:13:36,119 ♪ She's a mansion girl 439 00:13:36,163 --> 00:13:39,340 ♪ With a kitchen island 440 00:13:39,383 --> 00:13:40,558 - Little pitchy. - Still think 441 00:13:40,602 --> 00:13:41,951 Debbie's a good person? - Not gonna lie, 442 00:13:41,995 --> 00:13:43,779 the whole dad reveal did not help my case. 443 00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:44,867 All right, I'm gonna use her burner phone 444 00:13:44,911 --> 00:13:46,782 to call the Nine-Nine. 445 00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:48,915 - Look what I found. Do you like it, Jake? 446 00:13:48,958 --> 00:13:50,830 - Uh, yes! I love it. 447 00:13:50,873 --> 00:13:52,483 Real Cruella de Vil vibes. 448 00:13:52,527 --> 00:13:54,224 - No, no, no. I'm not Cruella de Vil. 449 00:13:54,268 --> 00:13:56,009 I would never hurt dogs. 450 00:13:56,052 --> 00:13:57,401 I'm Perdita! - Who? 451 00:13:57,445 --> 00:14:00,230 - The romantic lead of the film. 452 00:14:00,274 --> 00:14:02,058 Pongo's wife. 453 00:14:02,102 --> 00:14:03,886 The girl dog. - Yes, yes! 454 00:14:03,930 --> 00:14:06,193 [laughs] Of course, you look exactly like Perdita. 455 00:14:06,236 --> 00:14:08,456 - Oh, my God. Thank you so much. 456 00:14:16,943 --> 00:14:17,900 - Hey Debbie? - Hm? 457 00:14:17,944 --> 00:14:19,249 - Will you hand me your phone 458 00:14:19,293 --> 00:14:20,903 so I can take your picture and you can Gram this? 459 00:14:20,947 --> 00:14:22,905 - [gasps] - I mean, the house, this coat, 460 00:14:22,949 --> 00:14:24,559 you're gonna wanna show this off to people, right? 461 00:14:24,602 --> 00:14:26,169 - That is such a good idea. 462 00:14:26,213 --> 00:14:28,171 I do wanna show off to people. 463 00:14:28,215 --> 00:14:29,433 I just have to make a quick call. 464 00:14:29,477 --> 00:14:31,435 Hi, Mom. Do you like my mansion? 465 00:14:31,479 --> 00:14:33,394 - Deborah Lyn, why are you holding a gun? 466 00:14:33,437 --> 00:14:36,223 - Oh, my God, Mom! I'm wearing a fur coat 467 00:14:36,266 --> 00:14:37,528 and that's what you focus on? 468 00:14:37,572 --> 00:14:40,270 I hate you so freaking much. 469 00:14:40,314 --> 00:14:42,055 - This is ridiculous. Neither of you 470 00:14:42,098 --> 00:14:43,447 have even taken a bathroom break. 471 00:14:43,491 --> 00:14:44,753 - Are you kidding me? 472 00:14:44,796 --> 00:14:46,537 Do you think world record-holder Howard Berg 473 00:14:46,581 --> 00:14:49,279 would stop in the middle of a read-off to expel? 474 00:14:49,323 --> 00:14:50,585 - [inhales sharply] Ow. 475 00:14:50,628 --> 00:14:52,848 - What's going on, Santiago? - It's nothing. 476 00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:55,459 It's my guide finger. I've got paper burn. 477 00:14:55,503 --> 00:14:57,287 - Let me see. - Hm. 478 00:14:57,331 --> 00:14:59,550 - Santiago, you're hurt. 479 00:14:59,594 --> 00:15:01,901 Don't be a hero. 480 00:15:01,944 --> 00:15:04,120 - [sighs] 481 00:15:04,164 --> 00:15:05,905 - Damn. You must've been cooking. 482 00:15:05,948 --> 00:15:07,428 - I was. - Let's take a break, 483 00:15:07,471 --> 00:15:09,125 put some ointment on that. - Right. And when I come back, 484 00:15:09,169 --> 00:15:11,432 my finger's slipping all over the page. 485 00:15:11,475 --> 00:15:14,478 Nice try. I'm not falling for any of your tricks. 486 00:15:14,522 --> 00:15:16,176 - Oh, but you already have. 487 00:15:16,219 --> 00:15:18,482 While you were waggling your finger in the air, 488 00:15:18,526 --> 00:15:21,094 I've been reading all this time out of the corner of my eye. 489 00:15:21,137 --> 00:15:22,182 - Damn it! 490 00:15:22,225 --> 00:15:23,879 - Why are you doing this, Deborah Lyn? 491 00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:25,837 - Because you're being so mean, Mom. 492 00:15:25,881 --> 00:15:27,274 Also, I know that if I didn't tie you up, 493 00:15:27,317 --> 00:15:28,884 you'd probably go run and find your phone 494 00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:31,321 so you could call Derek. - Maybe we should call Derek. 495 00:15:31,365 --> 00:15:33,933 He could help. He's a lawyer. - Yeah, I know he's a lawyer. 496 00:15:33,976 --> 00:15:35,369 Do you think you could go more than five minutes 497 00:15:35,412 --> 00:15:36,500 without bringing that up? 498 00:15:36,544 --> 00:15:38,502 - You have to get the gun from her. 499 00:15:38,546 --> 00:15:40,287 - I know, but how do I get close enough? 500 00:15:40,330 --> 00:15:42,071 - There's one way. She clearly has a thing for you. 501 00:15:42,115 --> 00:15:43,290 - Why do you say that? Just because 502 00:15:43,333 --> 00:15:45,118 she has a fantasy of us as a dog couple? 503 00:15:45,161 --> 00:15:47,511 Wait. Yeah, I see it. That's gonna work. 504 00:15:47,555 --> 00:15:49,644 - Very tacky. And it's like, you don't even care 505 00:15:49,687 --> 00:15:51,037 how many chimneys I have. 506 00:15:51,080 --> 00:15:52,516 - Hey, sorry to interrupt. 507 00:15:52,560 --> 00:15:54,214 Mrs. Fogle, we weren't introduced. 508 00:15:54,257 --> 00:15:56,172 I'm Jake, Debbie's boyfriend. 509 00:15:56,216 --> 00:15:59,436 - You are? We are? - I mean, yeah, 510 00:15:59,480 --> 00:16:02,352 if you're into it. - I am. I do. 511 00:16:02,396 --> 00:16:04,528 See, Mom. I am with someone. 512 00:16:04,572 --> 00:16:06,095 All those psychics were wrong. 513 00:16:06,139 --> 00:16:08,489 - So listen, babe-- - Yes, babe? 514 00:16:08,532 --> 00:16:10,186 - I was thinking-- - About what, babe? 515 00:16:10,230 --> 00:16:11,535 - That we-- - Go on, babe. 516 00:16:11,579 --> 00:16:13,015 - Wow, you really latched onto the babe thing. 517 00:16:13,059 --> 00:16:14,364 - I love it. - Great, great, great. 518 00:16:14,408 --> 00:16:15,800 Well, anyways, I was just gonna say 519 00:16:15,844 --> 00:16:17,193 that, you know, once we're done with this big score, 520 00:16:17,237 --> 00:16:18,412 we need a place to hide out. 521 00:16:18,455 --> 00:16:20,196 Somewhere where the cops could never find us. 522 00:16:20,240 --> 00:16:23,634 - Ooh, like Epcot. - Uhh, yes, Epcot is great. 523 00:16:23,678 --> 00:16:24,853 That's exactly what I was thinking. 524 00:16:24,896 --> 00:16:27,377 - We can kiss in front of the Eiffel Tower, 525 00:16:27,421 --> 00:16:28,944 on the canals of Venice, 526 00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:30,902 oh, in the Canada pavilion. 527 00:16:30,946 --> 00:16:33,209 - Yes, but why wait till the Canada Pavilion 528 00:16:33,253 --> 00:16:35,037 when we can start right now? 529 00:16:35,081 --> 00:16:36,038 Huh? - Oh, my God. 530 00:16:36,082 --> 00:16:38,562 This is happening. - Come here. 531 00:16:38,606 --> 00:16:39,650 Eh-- [struggling efforts] 532 00:16:39,694 --> 00:16:41,478 [grunts] - Hi-ya! 533 00:16:41,522 --> 00:16:45,047 What the hell, babe? 534 00:16:45,091 --> 00:16:45,482 . 535 00:16:45,526 --> 00:16:47,223 - Debbie, what's your plan here? 536 00:16:47,267 --> 00:16:48,268 Talk to me. - Why? So you can 537 00:16:48,311 --> 00:16:49,791 just tell me more beautiful lies? 538 00:16:49,834 --> 00:16:51,488 You think you can just lick your lips 539 00:16:51,532 --> 00:16:54,100 and make me weak in the knees? - No. 540 00:16:56,450 --> 00:16:58,017 - Nice try, but I closed my eyes 541 00:16:58,060 --> 00:16:59,105 so I didn't even see it. 542 00:16:59,148 --> 00:17:00,149 [beeping] - Oh, come on. 543 00:17:00,193 --> 00:17:02,804 - Oh. Nucci's on his way. [laughs] 544 00:17:02,847 --> 00:17:04,066 And I'm about to be rich. 545 00:17:04,110 --> 00:17:05,502 - Debbie, this is bad. 546 00:17:05,546 --> 00:17:07,461 You don't wanna be an accessory to murder. 547 00:17:07,504 --> 00:17:08,723 - W-what are you talking about? 548 00:17:08,766 --> 00:17:09,854 - What do you think is gonna happen 549 00:17:09,898 --> 00:17:11,508 when Nucci gets here and finds two cops? 550 00:17:11,552 --> 00:17:13,554 He's gonna kills us. 551 00:17:13,597 --> 00:17:14,772 - Yeah, I know that. 552 00:17:14,816 --> 00:17:17,079 Um, I've obviously thought all this through, 553 00:17:17,123 --> 00:17:21,083 and it all is going according to my plans. 554 00:17:21,127 --> 00:17:22,128 [debris clattering] 555 00:17:22,171 --> 00:17:23,085 I'm sorry, I just started trembling 556 00:17:23,129 --> 00:17:25,087 and I accidentally-- 557 00:17:25,131 --> 00:17:27,959 - Debbie, please, just put the gun down! 558 00:17:28,003 --> 00:17:29,744 - I just talked to the manager at the hotel 559 00:17:29,787 --> 00:17:30,788 where the handoff was happening. 560 00:17:30,832 --> 00:17:32,051 He said Debbie's room was empty, 561 00:17:32,094 --> 00:17:33,791 and there's no sign of Rosa or Jake. 562 00:17:33,835 --> 00:17:35,271 Is there anything in those diaries 563 00:17:35,315 --> 00:17:36,707 that can help us find 'em? - Debbie mentioned her mom 564 00:17:36,751 --> 00:17:38,100 a bunch in one of the ones I read. 565 00:17:38,144 --> 00:17:39,101 Seems like she tells her everything. 566 00:17:39,145 --> 00:17:40,581 - Ooh, that's a good lead. 567 00:17:40,624 --> 00:17:42,104 - It is a good lead, isn't it? 568 00:17:42,148 --> 00:17:43,758 Did you hear that, speed freaks? 569 00:17:43,801 --> 00:17:45,586 - Let's find out all we can about the mom. 570 00:17:45,629 --> 00:17:47,109 - I'll start reading right away 571 00:17:47,153 --> 00:17:49,503 because slow and steady wins-- - Her mother's name 572 00:17:49,546 --> 00:17:51,113 is Margaret Jean Fogle. - She lives in Bensonhurst. 573 00:17:51,157 --> 00:17:53,115 - She drives a maroon Lexus. - Vanity plates, "DEREKSMOM." 574 00:17:53,159 --> 00:17:54,464 - She's been married three times. 575 00:17:54,508 --> 00:17:55,944 - To Horace Mills. - Then Frank Yelter. 576 00:17:55,987 --> 00:17:57,250 - And then James Fogle. - She goes grocery shopping 577 00:17:57,293 --> 00:17:58,729 on Tuesdays. - Water aerobics on Wednesdays. 578 00:17:58,773 --> 00:17:59,991 - Book club on Fridays. - She drinks too much wine. 579 00:18:00,035 --> 00:18:02,429 - Always a pinot grigio. - Always from Napa. 580 00:18:02,472 --> 00:18:05,693 - The race. Slow and steady wins the race. 581 00:18:05,736 --> 00:18:08,783 - Okay, uh, what if I just tell Nucci not to kill you? 582 00:18:08,826 --> 00:18:10,089 You know, we're business partners, 583 00:18:10,132 --> 00:18:11,873 we make all of our business decisions together. 584 00:18:11,916 --> 00:18:13,483 - Yep, we're all gonna die today. 585 00:18:13,527 --> 00:18:14,702 - Debbie, if you just untie us, 586 00:18:14,745 --> 00:18:16,051 we can help you get out of here. 587 00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:17,574 - Okay, but if I untie you, you'll arrest me, 588 00:18:17,618 --> 00:18:18,967 and then I'll go to prison for the rest of my life. 589 00:18:19,010 --> 00:18:20,229 - You'll be in prison anyway. 590 00:18:20,273 --> 00:18:21,796 I guarantee you if anything happens to us, 591 00:18:21,839 --> 00:18:23,058 the Nine-Nine will hunt you down. 592 00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:24,755 - Okay, okay, okay. 593 00:18:24,799 --> 00:18:26,453 Maybe I should surrender. 594 00:18:26,496 --> 00:18:28,150 Uh, but I don't wanna go to jail. 595 00:18:28,194 --> 00:18:29,804 Okay, I don't know what to do. 596 00:18:29,847 --> 00:18:30,979 Um, Mom, help me. 597 00:18:31,022 --> 00:18:32,241 - Now you need my help? 598 00:18:32,285 --> 00:18:34,591 Please, it doesn't matter what I say. 599 00:18:34,635 --> 00:18:35,766 You're still gonna mess it up. 600 00:18:35,810 --> 00:18:37,159 Just like you messed up your bangs 601 00:18:37,203 --> 00:18:38,639 when you had to cut your own hair. 602 00:18:38,682 --> 00:18:39,901 - Yeah, I'm sure that was a long time ago. 603 00:18:39,944 --> 00:18:41,120 - That was last year. - I see. 604 00:18:41,163 --> 00:18:42,904 - Or when you got in a car accident 605 00:18:42,947 --> 00:18:44,514 when your brother was going to take the bar. 606 00:18:44,558 --> 00:18:46,516 Or when you lost all your money 607 00:18:46,560 --> 00:18:48,823 investing in that cruise line for cats. 608 00:18:48,866 --> 00:18:50,259 - Feline Cruise Line. - You know what? 609 00:18:50,303 --> 00:18:52,914 You're not my daughter anymore. - What? 610 00:18:52,957 --> 00:18:55,569 What are you saying? - You have embarrassed me 611 00:18:55,612 --> 00:18:57,527 and the family for the last time. 612 00:18:57,571 --> 00:19:02,576 I'm done with you. Good-bye. - Shut up, Margaret! 613 00:19:02,619 --> 00:19:04,143 Same crap my parents pulled. 614 00:19:04,186 --> 00:19:06,101 Always pointing out my flaws, never helping 615 00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:08,234 and then bailing when things got messy. 616 00:19:08,277 --> 00:19:10,149 You know, I was a lot like you. - You were holed up 617 00:19:10,192 --> 00:19:12,194 with a ton of cocaine and a bunch of guns? 618 00:19:12,238 --> 00:19:13,674 - That's my business. - What? 619 00:19:13,717 --> 00:19:15,197 - I spent years telling myself 620 00:19:15,241 --> 00:19:16,633 that tough love made me stronger, 621 00:19:16,677 --> 00:19:17,982 but you know what I really wish they'd done? 622 00:19:18,026 --> 00:19:20,681 - What? - Been nice to me. 623 00:19:20,724 --> 00:19:22,204 I wish they would've told me I made a mistake, 624 00:19:22,248 --> 00:19:23,684 but they still loved me 625 00:19:23,727 --> 00:19:26,600 and they would help me try to figure it out. 626 00:19:26,643 --> 00:19:27,992 Would've saved me a lot of pain. 627 00:19:28,036 --> 00:19:31,082 Debbie, you have made some really bad choices today. 628 00:19:31,126 --> 00:19:33,084 - Really bad. - Not now, Debbie's mom. 629 00:19:33,128 --> 00:19:35,609 - You are not a bad person. 630 00:19:35,652 --> 00:19:37,088 If we get out of this alive, I promise you 631 00:19:37,132 --> 00:19:39,569 I will help you however I can. 632 00:19:39,613 --> 00:19:41,919 - Wow. Thank you. 633 00:19:48,274 --> 00:19:50,580 - Oh, your back is very wet. 634 00:19:50,624 --> 00:19:51,973 - Yeah, I guess between the fur coat 635 00:19:52,016 --> 00:19:53,583 and all the cocaine, I've been sweating a lot. 636 00:19:53,627 --> 00:19:54,584 [tires screech, door shuts] 637 00:19:54,628 --> 00:19:55,977 - That's Nucci. He's here. 638 00:19:56,020 --> 00:19:58,545 [dramatic music] 639 00:19:58,588 --> 00:20:00,721 - Hi, Debbie. Do you have something for me? 640 00:20:00,764 --> 00:20:03,593 - Yes, I do. I do have something. 641 00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:08,859 I have two friends. - What the hell is this? 642 00:20:08,903 --> 00:20:11,558 - Drop your weapons. - No way. 643 00:20:11,601 --> 00:20:14,256 You drop your weapons. 644 00:20:14,300 --> 00:20:16,737 [sirens wailing] 645 00:20:16,780 --> 00:20:18,304 - NYPD! Everyone down on the ground! 646 00:20:18,347 --> 00:20:20,001 Down on the ground, right now! 647 00:20:20,044 --> 00:20:21,872 ♪ 648 00:20:21,916 --> 00:20:23,309 - Put 'em down. 649 00:20:23,352 --> 00:20:25,267 - Don't do anything stupid. - I will shoot her. 650 00:20:25,311 --> 00:20:26,877 Put down your gun. - Oh, man, 651 00:20:26,921 --> 00:20:28,270 grabbing Debbie was a big mistake. 652 00:20:28,314 --> 00:20:29,793 - What do you mean by-- [grunts] 653 00:20:29,837 --> 00:20:32,100 - Hi-ya! - [grunts] 654 00:20:32,143 --> 00:20:34,581 - Whoa, Debbie, that was amazing. 655 00:20:34,624 --> 00:20:36,235 - Thanks. By the way, 656 00:20:36,278 --> 00:20:37,801 Jake thinks you smell like [bleep]. 657 00:20:37,845 --> 00:20:39,934 - What? That's weird. I don't know why she said that. 658 00:20:39,977 --> 00:20:42,066 Anyways, let's get Debbie into a cop car. 659 00:20:42,850 --> 00:20:45,635 Well, you really gonna help out Debbie 660 00:20:45,679 --> 00:20:47,246 or did you just say all that stuff so she'd let us go? 661 00:20:47,289 --> 00:20:49,770 - I told the DA she cooperated and he agreed to be lenient, 662 00:20:49,813 --> 00:20:51,902 especially since we got Nucci and the cocaine was returned. 663 00:20:51,946 --> 00:20:53,295 Except for the pound of it that Debbie did. 664 00:20:53,339 --> 00:20:55,036 - Yeah. The paramedic said he had never heard 665 00:20:55,079 --> 00:20:56,298 a human heart beat that loudly. 666 00:20:56,342 --> 00:20:57,691 He could hear it outside of her body. 667 00:20:57,734 --> 00:20:59,867 - Ugh. She'll probably get ten years. 668 00:20:59,910 --> 00:21:01,390 It's better than 30. Let's be real, 669 00:21:01,434 --> 00:21:03,131 Debbie's life wasn't gonna begin till she was 50 anyway. 670 00:21:03,174 --> 00:21:04,306 - Yeah, the kooky aunt vibe 671 00:21:04,350 --> 00:21:05,829 will probably play a lot better then. 672 00:21:05,873 --> 00:21:08,005 So hey, one more thing. 673 00:21:10,965 --> 00:21:12,880 We can never let anyone know that we got beat up 674 00:21:12,923 --> 00:21:14,098 by Debbie Fogle. - Agreed. 675 00:21:14,142 --> 00:21:15,186 - Take it to the grave? - To the grave. 676 00:21:15,230 --> 00:21:16,187 - This conversation never happened. 677 00:21:16,231 --> 00:21:17,319 - I don't even know who you are. 678 00:21:17,363 --> 00:21:18,538 - That's hurtful. You took it too far. 679 00:21:18,581 --> 00:21:20,148 - That's a weird thing for a stranger to say. 680 00:21:20,191 --> 00:21:21,715 Bye. 681 00:21:21,758 --> 00:21:22,716 - Okay. 682 00:21:22,759 --> 00:21:24,805 - Not a doctor. - Shh.